Trying Out New Styles Pillows

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Rap music

"Gift"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"What's my collar size?"

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

Black Cat Yoga

Jean Ripping Service

I love coloured tights

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

Compliment seeking missile

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

Whatever.

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...