Trying Out New Styles Gifts

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Rap music

"Gift"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vivienne Westwood

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"What's my collar size?"

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

The Fad Herald cometh! He is the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye, today, today, a matter of great importance. I've considered one of the most difficult fad decisions, and I am not prepared to rule. I will answer the age-old question: Hawaiian patterned shirts -- are they in or out? Murmur murmur. At long last. Speak! Quiet, please! Hawaiian shirts -- which have been stubbornly worn by men in all circumstances, often in defiance of their wives, defended and ridiculed through great debate -- ar

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

I love coloured tights

"Darling, it's so this season."

Compliment seeking missile

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

Black Cat Yoga

Jean Ripping Service

When beardy blokes meet...

Whatever.

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco. What do you recommend? Cosmetic surgery?

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"