Embracing A New Style Gifts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Gift"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Luddite Zoom.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

"My joints... are almost done"

"What's my collar size?"

Life is change

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

Emo

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Black Cat Yoga

Compliment seeking missile

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Vincent Van Goth

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco. What do you recommend? Cosmetic surgery?

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.

A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...

"I didn't know you had nipple rings, Kevin."