Wardrobe Selection Gifts

A horse contemplates what to wear

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

Wearing all black

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.