
How to read the dress code?
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How to read the dress code?
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
"This is daring, but I like it."
"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"
Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.
Shoe addict.
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
"And now. . . which shoes?"
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"
"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."
"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."
"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."
"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"
"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES
Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."
'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'
On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?
Choosing What To Wear.
"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."
"Is there a seamstress present?"
'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'
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