Corporate Fashionista Pillows

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

I suggest you get a new chairman.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

After the takeover - The makeover

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Believe me, the 'wizard of wall street' is very big with executives!"

The New Business Power Suit

Little Princess.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Vogue Trader

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

Future Old People

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."