Business Fashionista Pillows

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Business Attire

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"