Toy Salesperson Gifts

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"How about moving in a little closer?"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Bill O'Reilly'

"That One!"

Toys Were Me

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Ace Toys Ltd

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Little doctor. Little Quack

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

This HDTV is fantastic - I swear I really can smell that skunk!

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

"Oh good. Here comes Mrs. Wood with her grandson, the Achilles heel."

Toy soldiers very expensive.

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Rachel Maddow'

A Salesperson's Dilemma