Toy Salesmen Gifts

Toddler toys company's toilet

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Mister Pretty Shoes

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Sales tied in knots

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

Toys Were Me

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

"That One!"

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Ace Toys Ltd

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.