Toy Store Employee Gifts

A man holds a paddle ball by the ball and trie to make it work at a complaint clerk.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

LEGO profits.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Toys Were Me

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

music store

Ace Toys Ltd

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

'I need a new scent.'

Toy soldiers very expensive.

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'