Toy Salesmen Mugs

Toddler toys company's toilet

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Mister Pretty Shoes

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Sales tied in knots

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"That One!"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Toys Were Me

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Ace Toys Ltd

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."