Toy Company Executive Gifts

"Business is up and down."

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

Director/Action Man toy.

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

It's more than a mike!

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.