Toy Company Executive Mugs

"Business is up and down."

LEGO profits.

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

Director/Action Man toy.

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Yo-Yo Sales

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."