Toy Industry Professional Pillows

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

"Our new range of toys...John, let Sue have the truck or I'll send you both outside!"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Toys

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Help me!

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'