Toy Store Owners T-Shirts

'He said if sales don't improve he's going to send us to bed without any tea !'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Uh-oh.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

LEGO profits.

"You never know what will catch on!"

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

Joan of Arch

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Toys Were Me

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"