Toy Store Owners Pillows

'He said if sales don't improve he's going to send us to bed without any tea !'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Uh-oh.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Toys Were Me

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

Joan of Arch

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"