Toy Shop Adventurer T-Shirts

"That One!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Help me!

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Crime in bookshop

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'