Toy Shop Adventurer T-Shirts

"That One!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Childlike love

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Crime in bookshop

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Help me!

Toys

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'