Tackle Shop Adventurer T-Shirts

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"That One!"

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Returning to reading

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Noisy Books

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

Ass-less Chaps

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.

Meet the Author Online.

"What's an author?"

'What's your fish finder say?'

Book Shop with Sections Named 'Something, Somethingness, Nothing, and Nothingness'.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'

'Where are the jockey shorts?'