Tackle Shop Adventurer Pillows

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Crime in bookshop

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"That One!"

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Returning to reading

Ass-less Chaps

Final clearance sale.

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Noisy Books

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Meet the Author Online.

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

"What's an author?"

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.

'What's your fish finder say?'

Book Shop with Sections Named 'Something, Somethingness, Nothing, and Nothingness'.

'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle