Toy Shop Trooper Prints

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Ramming Speed!"

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"That One!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

Toy soldiers very expensive.

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."