Toy Shop Owner Prints

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'I'll take it!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Just look'in'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'How old is this vase?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

Aren't all gifts free?