Shop Owner Prints

I don't care if your combined age is around 50...I'm not selling you alcohol.'

Shop Local

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"You did it again, BJ. Yet another stirring demonstration of brand marketing!"

Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

"Try our Austrian wines."

Welcome to Iowa.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'Caution: doors don't open.'

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.

'He was about this tall, horns, cloven hooves, and a ring in his nose, but whether or not he was a BULL, I don't want to speculate.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Service with a smile.

'I've made him a silent partner!'

'How old is this vase?'

"$100 for a lemon? Are you crazy?!"

"See? One size fits all!"

"A soup spoon? What do you think this is, a soup-spoon shop?"

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

Joke Shop - "Have you got any false alarms?"

Fishing Tackle Supplies.

Sale.

Fishmonger - Ironmonger - Scaremonger.

'Toyota turns iron ore into pick-up trucks faster than my husband selects wine.'

'Would you prefer large, extra-large or circus sideshow?'

Antiques made daily!!

The empty-pocket syndrome.