Toy Appraiser Gifts

"I think you wound it too tight."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

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'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Werewolves of London..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Rocking Horse

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."