Art-and-army Appraiser Gifts

Celebrate the unique expertise of art and army appraisers with our specially curated collection. Perfect for those who combine a keen eye for art with military precision, our items blend humor and appreciation for their fascinating profession. Whether they’re inspecting masterpieces or military memorabilia, our gifts add a personal touch that recognizes their distinctive talents and interests.

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Camouflage Paint.

from $19.00

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling." mockup

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

from $19.00

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug. mockup

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

from $19.00

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing." mockup

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

from $19.00

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.' mockup

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

from $19.00

Misunderstood artist

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"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

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"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini." mockup

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

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"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park." mockup

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

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"Now this I get."

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'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.' mockup

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

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'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...' mockup

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

from $19.00

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background. mockup

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

from $19.00

Juggler and Illusionist

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Scarpia's Palace

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'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!' mockup

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

from $19.00

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection" mockup

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

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"This one's called 'Incarceration.'" mockup

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

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'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?' mockup

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?' mockup

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

from $19.00

Leaves falling out of a painting. mockup

Leaves falling out of a painting.

from $19.00

Artist on the Beach

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Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker, mockup

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

from $19.00

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's. mockup

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

from $19.00

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you." mockup

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

from $19.00

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?' mockup

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

from $19.00

"I've had you appraised."

from $19.00

Ariana Grande caricature

from $19.00

Coot on a jetty

from $19.00

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

from $19.00

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!' mockup

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

from $19.00

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise mockup

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

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"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!" mockup

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

from $19.00

Art-and-army Appraiser Gifts Collection

Art-and-army Appraiser Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs designed for art-and-army appraisers—perfect for their daily grind and showcasing their unique expertise.

Art-and-army Appraiser Pillows

Find cozy pillows that reflect their dual interests—great for adding personality to their living space or work area.

Art-and-army Appraiser Prints

Browse prints that beautifully showcase the art-and-army appraiser’s profession—an inspiring addition to any creative or military-themed space.

Art-and-army Appraiser T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that combine humor and professionalism, ideal for art-and-army appraisers to wear with pride and wit.