Fine Art Appraiser Gifts

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Great Chinese Dynasties

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Ariana Grande caricature