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Great Chinese Dynasties

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Ariana Grande caricature

Coot on a jetty

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."