Art-and-army Appraiser Mugs

Camouflage Paint.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I've had you appraised."

Ariana Grande caricature

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"