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'I won it for being the first one to leave the party.'

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"We're making progress."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

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"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

Cat Trap,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."