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Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Internet Cafe.

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Sportknitting

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Guess who?'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"Land ahoy!"

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'Closer... closer...'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."