Cartoon Champ T-Shirts

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Loser's Podium.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

The art of fishing.

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

'And the gold medal goes to...'

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

"Why do you keep saying MY pride is going to get the best of me?"

First Day of School

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Man at bank sees sign: Please Do Not Feed The Bankers.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'