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'Play it again, Sam.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Discus accidents.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Javelin

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

The Pole Jumper.

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

'He's the long shot!'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

'7th inning, stretch time.'