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'He's the long shot!'

'Okay, who put the Billiard ball in the ball machine?'

Golfer in cartoon rips page

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Here we go again...'

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Discus accidents.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat