Sports Comedies Fan T-Shirts

Getting rid of the opposition.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Here we go again...'

The best goalie in the world!

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Discus accidents.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'