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'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

'What'll it be?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Donald Glover

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

Full Of Beans

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Just a month into their divorce, Joyce began to sense that she and Ron were subtly competing for their kids' affection.

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Why do you keep saying MY pride is going to get the best of me?"

Golden Egg.

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

You wanted to see me about my attitude?

"Shall I fry it or flush it?"

The Pole Jumper.

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.

Apples and Oranges Shoot-Out

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

"What? You got something funny to say?"

Maybe we should do a big check next time. Sweepstak … 5 five.