Humor Champion Gifts

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

'What'll it be?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

Full Of Beans

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

You wanted to see me about my attitude?

"Shall I fry it or flush it?"

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

The Pole Jumper.

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

Apples and Oranges Shoot-Out

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

"What? You got something funny to say?"

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."

I'm not wearing this T.U.P.E