Comedy Champs Gifts

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Donald Glover

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

The Puck Stops Here.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Discus accidents.

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Just a month into their divorce, Joyce began to sense that she and Ron were subtly competing for their kids' affection.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Javelin

"Why do you keep saying MY pride is going to get the best of me?"

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Golden Egg.

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

The Pole Jumper.

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

"This is a wax job if I've ever seen one!"

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

'He's the long shot!'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."