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'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Play it again, Sam.'

The Pole Jumper.

"What? You got something funny to say?"

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

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Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Donald Glover

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Tug the Toggle

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

'And the gold medal goes to...'

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Just a month into their divorce, Joyce began to sense that she and Ron were subtly competing for their kids' affection.

"What setting do I use for this?"

"Why do you keep saying MY pride is going to get the best of me?"

Golden Egg.

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Javelin

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'