Model Boat Sailor T-Shirts

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Bottle Battle

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

'What type of line are you using?'

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Austerity in the forces.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Cargo Ship Backlog

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

Row to Row

"Did I startle you?"

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

Model Ship with Galley Slaves

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Ship and mine

The Voyages of Captain Blackbird the Pirate

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

"But it's supposed to sink, son - it's the Titanic!"

A wealthy man and a poor man sail model boats.