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Playdough's The Republic

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'How's the water skiing?'

Tabletop Theatre

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A young positivist.

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"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

"That was a boring field trip."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."