Mini Sailor Gifts

real enjoyment

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Playdough's The Republic

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Tabletop Theatre

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'How's the water skiing?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A young positivist.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

S.S.dot.com

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

"That was a boring field trip."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."