Miniature Marine Captain Prints

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Remote control pirate bully

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

The Hobby Store

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Submarine Hunter.

real enjoyment

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

Nano technology.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

To Launch

Model steam train pulls into a station

Once a pirate always a pirate!

'I'm sorry, Captain, I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Land ahoy!"

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

It's a model.

Captain we got a problem.

'Up periscope!'

Tourists filming a thatched cottage.

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"We homeschool."

'Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum.'