Miniaturist Captain Prints

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Remote control pirate bully

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A man working on a model airplane

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Caleb at work

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Santa Claus's Tool Box

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

the Drill

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

From a beautiful miniature

'What do you mean actual building? This is it.'

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."