Miniaturist Captain Pillows

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Remote control pirate bully

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A man working on a model airplane

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Caleb at work

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Santa Claus's Tool Box

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Ship in a bottle has lifeboats in bottles.

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

the Drill

'What do you mean actual building? This is it.'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'