Boat Captain In Training T-Shirts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Going to do some major fishing this year, eh Ben?'

Remote control pirate bully

Football Fans

The Dubloon Stops Here

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Model Building

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

My First Boat

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

Man struggling to row,

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'