Boat Captain In Training Gifts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Going to do some major fishing this year, eh Ben?'

Remote control pirate bully

Football Fans

The Dubloon Stops Here

Captain steering house through flood.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Model Building

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

My First Boat

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

Man struggling to row,

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'