Sailor In Name Only Gifts

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Mind the whale, dear."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Bermuda Triangles

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Arf! Arf!'