Sailor In Name Only Mugs

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Captain in a storm

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bermuda Triangles

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Captain steering house through flood.

'Arf! Arf!'