Sailors Pillows

'Aye, laddie, we do have an employee incentive program!'

How's My Driving?

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."

Lesbian Mermaids

"We're almost to Britain, Captain. Might be a good time to practice your silent ARRRRs."

'It's for you!'

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'You dunderheaded swab, I said find me any empty Galleon.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"This is it. My last quarter."

The navy's new periscope design proved very off-putting for many.

At least we're together!

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Servicemen.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."