Sea Sailer Gifts

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Servicemen.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bermuda Triangles

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'