Sea Sailer Mugs

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

The Dubloon Stops Here

Build a Raft

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Bermuda Triangles

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Are we there yet?'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Piracy on a boating lake

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'